Bored in the house? You aren't alone. According to a survey of 1,000 UK women by the online florist, Serenata Flowers, 50% of British women have taken up a new hobby since March last year, with 67% practising their new skill at least once a week. Phenomenal!
If you or someone you know are searching for an exciting distraction to fill the time with, rude craft kits might just be the answer...
Why rude crafts make the best gift ideas
Here are seven reasons why rude craft kits make the best presents:
- Craft kits are pretty budget-friendly, so buying them for all your single friends won't cost the earth.
- They're guaranteed to get a laugh, which is good if you're trying to cheer someone up.
- These sets can be enjoyed again and again!
- They can be used alone or together as a group (on a Zoom call, of course).
- It's a fantastic Sunday afternoon activity for when you're tired of scrolling on Instagram.
- It's something to create with your significant other.
- Well, they're just fun, aren't they?
Whether you're buying these to cheer up your sister or as a joke present for your partner, what we love about rude craft gifts is that they're super exciting to get involved in. Just make sure that there are no kids around!
Best rude craft kits
A Swear Word Colouring Book for Adults
Colour all your stresses away! This is one activity that requires no skills at all, and we're totally on board with it.
'Touch My Butt And Feed Me Pizza' Cross Stitch Kit
Bored in the house? Try your hand at cross-stitch thanks to this hilarious kit.
ZSGG Sexy Penis Mould
Penis cakes? Penis candles? Penis soaps? This is a virtual hen's party dream.
Funky Nipple Boob Embroidery
Love all things crafty, but don't have the energy, patience or skills to create something like this? Don't worry, because you can buy a ready-made embroidery hoop to decorate your room. Result!
No F*cks Given cross-stitch kit
This cross-stitch kit has turned our motto in life into art that we can make and hang up on the wall.
Nudinits: Bare-Bottomed Fun from the Village of Woolly Bush
Not sure how we found this to be honest and we're utterly speechless at its existence. Want to gift a knitting enthusiast with a unique present? Well, you've found it. It's not just funny to read, it also includes 20 Nudinit patterns so that you can create your own Bernard, Barbara and even have a go at Barbara's Fufu. Yes, that is her cat.
Rude Middle Finger Cross Stitch Keyring
Put a smile on your best friend's, girlfriend's or whoever else's face by giving them the finger.
'Shit' Modern Cross Stitch Kit
We know the perfect spot for the 'Shit' Modern Cross Stitch Kit once you've completed it - the bathroom.
Silicone Candle Moulds 3D
Who doesn't love a candle? You can now make nudes thanks to this incredible silicone candle mould.
Naughty Polymer Clay Cutter 3 Piece Set
Forget the iconic scene in Ghost, this is sensual clay play. These cutters are fantastic for making earrings or for something a bit different to use during one of your crafty afternoons.
Adult Cross Stitch Kit for Beginners
If this is for beginners, we can't imagine how rude the advanced kit must be! We love it.
Willy Egg Fryer
Cooking is basically a craft, right? We know where the phrase 'sunny-side-up' comes from now...
Dirty pop greeting cards
What a super inappropriate card to send your other half - they'll love it. Bonus points for not actually having to make it yourself.
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Lily Anderson is a writer at Bauer Media, where she reviews products for titles such as Heat, Closer, What’s the Best and Mother&Baby.
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